Beer Belly Cartoons and Comics

Middle Management

"Shut up. You could use an Empire waist, too!"

"While you've been out tormenting your bodies, I've been enjoying an active and satisfying gastric life."

"I come from the future."

"Hey, great ab!"

"Some men are like icebergs....75 percent of the volume is hidden under the water!"

'Oh Hank, you say that now but once you have one it'll change your life.'

"The ultrasound say it's a keg of Bud Light."

'You call it a beer belly, I prefer to think of it as a lump sum settlement of liquid assets.'

'These weight loss pills really work! My pot belly is gone!!'

'Well, I can think of one good reason to be happy that summer is almost over!'

"Relax, dear. You know what they say: "The mirror adds ten pounds!""

"You don't seem to be retaining water, you seem to be retaining beer!"

"You're suffering from fluid retention, mostly beer and wine."

Body by Jake

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'You'd better come with us, sir.'

"I keep staring and it's still there."

'Do you know what it takes to succeed in this firm, Frobisher? Guts.'

"I just want to fill out my t-shirt with a bit more authority."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"Don't over think it. Just go with your beer gut."

"I don't know—my gut tells me I should have another beer."

'The only problem with having a laptop is you need a lap!'