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"I'm not ready for a relationship, maybe after I've finished this bottle of wine?"
Rose Coloured Glasses
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"The reason I pulled you over to be breathalysed is because you have an ugly bird in your car, Sir"
'Next time, we will schedule our planning session before the martini luncheon.'
'I think I've had too much milk to drink. Mary Ellen Brickerhoff is starting to look good.'
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'Don't you think you've had enough?'
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