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"I'm not ready for a relationship, maybe after I've finished this bottle of wine?"
"Do you have anything that would make him seem a lot more attractive?"
'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'
'It's getting worse. Wanna go out sometime?'
Rose Coloured Glasses
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'Lance, the more I drink the funnier you get!'
"No, sir. We're not twins. You're seeing double!"
"My wife's a sweetheart really."
'Don't you just love round-the-clock drinking?'
"Well, yes. It was love at first sight. But only because I was drunk at the time."
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
"The reason I pulled you over to be breathalysed is because you have an ugly bird in your car, Sir"
'Next time, we will schedule our planning session before the martini luncheon.'
'Okay, how about now? Better or worse? Now...better? Better yet?'
'I think I've had too much milk to drink. Mary Ellen Brickerhoff is starting to look good.'
'How about a gallon of gin to break the ice?'
'Wine's slogan ought to be: helping the unattractive find romance for 70 centuries.'
'Don't you think you've had enough?'
Beauty is the eye of the Beerholder.
Let's get some air! (drunk dog dance party)
'Okay. Let's go.'
Virtual reality mirror.
Goldie Locks and the three beers.
'Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician!'
"I know we're desperados, Eli, but we sure aint that desperate!"