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"Some men are like icebergs....75 percent of the volume is hidden under the water!"
"The ultrasound say it's a keg of Bud Light."
'You call it a beer belly, I prefer to think of it as a lump sum settlement of liquid assets.'
"Relax, dear. You know what they say: "The mirror adds ten pounds!""
"You don't seem to be retaining water, you seem to be retaining beer!"
"You're suffering from fluid retention, mostly beer and wine."
Body by Jake
'Do you know what it takes to succeed in this firm, Frobisher? Guts.'
"Don't over think it. Just go with your beer gut."
"I don't know—my gut tells me I should have another beer."
Tags:beer, beers, drink, drinking, drinker, drinkers, day drinking, sports bar, bars, bar fly, bar flies, boozing, binge drinking, daytime drinking, beer belly, gut, beer gut, instinct, instincts, fat, fatter, weight, overweight, dramatic irony, indicative, indicator, says it all, weight loss, alcohol, alcoholic, dad, dads, dad bod, pub
'The only problem with having a laptop is you need a lap!'
"Santa gets away with it because it shakes like a bowl full of jelly, not beer."
'He only became an umpire to hide his bald spot and his beer gut!'
Feeling inadequate around his drinking buddies, Warren began to wear a prosthetic beer gut.
"Great... I'm roughly 60% wet"
Guest Beers / Guest Beer Belly
The battle of the bulges,
"My six-pack unfriended me!"
Beer gut measure.
Tags:beer gut, beer guts, beer belly, beer bellies, obese, obesity, overweight, weight problem, weight problems, weight gain, weight-gain, belly, bellies, fat, fatness, weight issue, weight issues, tall, height, measure, family life, growing up, middle age, middle aged, child development, growth spurt, growth spurts
Woman's T-Shirt says 'Baby', Man's says '35 Lbs. Ugly Fat'.
'Help please. I can't reach.'
'Do these pants make me look fat?'
'Here comes Ted.'