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"Some men are like icebergs....75 percent of the volume is hidden under the water!"
"The ultrasound say it's a keg of Bud Light."
"Relax, dear. You know what they say: "The mirror adds ten pounds!""
"You don't seem to be retaining water, you seem to be retaining beer!"
"You're suffering from fluid retention, mostly beer and wine."
Body by Jake
"Don't over think it. Just go with your beer gut."
"Santa gets away with it because it shakes like a bowl full of jelly, not beer."
'He only became an umpire to hide his bald spot and his beer gut!'
Feeling inadequate around his drinking buddies, Warren began to wear a prosthetic beer gut.
Guest Beers / Guest Beer Belly
The battle of the bulges,
"My six-pack unfriended me!"
Beer gut measure.
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Woman's T-Shirt says 'Baby', Man's says '35 Lbs. Ugly Fat'.
'Help please. I can't reach.'
'Here comes Ted.'
Pregnant lady's shirt says 'Baby' with arrow pointing to tummy, Husband's shirt says 'Blubber' with arrow pointing to tummy
'Binge drinking can lead to unguarded sex and pregnancy - though in your case its led to an enormous beer gut.'
'Dude...that's one heck of a beer belly.'
Problem of getting older.
Store sells too short t-shirts.
'-and what do you hope to get in your chosen career - beer gut or ulcer?'