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'Your Dad's a jerk.'
"I've read all the great books. They weren't that great."
Since college admissions officers might see his Facebook page...
Man types with beer on his computer.
"I myself voted against it, Paddy, but if it's the will of the people, I want a divorce."
Tags:divorce, divorcing, divorced, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders, vote, votes, voter, voters
"Come on. If you sell beer, you must sell peanuts."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, beer, beers, bartender, bartenders, liquors, liquor, peanut, peanuts, nut, nuts, bar snack, bar snacks, squirrel, squirrels, pest, pests, rodent, rodents, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, complain, complaint, complaining, complaints
(The Drinking Buddy System)
"I'm not sure what I was doing, but, evidently there's no call for it anymore."
Tags:unemployed, unemployment, unskilled work, unskilled labor, unskilled labour, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders, laid off, lay off, lay offs, fired, firing, let go, redundant, redundancy
"Go home, maybe my regulars will come back."
"We've had to cancel the koi pond which I never really wanted anyway."
Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda
Tags:television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., snack, snacks, snacking, eat, eating, oversized, large, big, huge, big screen, big screens, soda, sodas, pop, pops, soda pop, soda pops, cola, colas, fizzy drink, fizzy drinks, beer, beers, alcohol, drink, drinks, drinking, couch potato, couch potatoes, lazy, modern life, unhealthy, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy lifestyles, inactive, obesity, obesity crisis, consumerism, technology
"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."
Tags:feet, foot, attraction, duck, ducks, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, bird, birds, animal, animals, date, dates, dating, single life, dating scene, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders
"Here's to missing the big picture."
'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'
"Sure, I've got a few minutes to kill."
"It's not you, Larry. I'm just tired of dating 'low hanging fruit'. "
Tags:breakup, breakups, breaking up, broken up, broke up, low hanging fruit, low hanging fruits, insult, insults, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders, dating, date, dates, fruit, fruits, apple, apples
"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."
Tags:bbq, barbecue, barbecues, bbqs, food, burger, burders, beer, beers, copying machine, absurd, chat up, chatting up, invite, inviting, invites, chat-up, boring, bored, alcohol, drink, drinks, drinking, business, businesses, management, managers, managers, offices, employee, employees, worker, workers, grill, grilling
"I still think what unites us is crisper and more refreshing than what divides us."
Tags:beer, beers, beer enthusiasts, beer enthusiast, beer drinker, beer drinkers, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, drink, drinks, drinking, pint, pints, lager, lagers, stout, stouts, ale, ales, refreshment, refreshments, refreshing, crisp, beer lover, beer lovers, unity, common interest, common interests, common ground, bar, bars, pub, pubs
"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."
Brew 'N' Brouhaha
Tags:bar, bar names, bar name, pub, pubs, pub name, pub names, play on words, play on word, laughing, laugher, laugh, humor, humour, humorous, business, businesses, business names, business name, naming a business, naming businesses, coffee shop, coffee shops, coffee shop names, beer, beers, coffee, coffees, tea, teas, brew, brewing, brewer, brewers, bouncer, bouncers, fight, fights, fighting, punch up, punch ups, drunken, drunkard, drunkards
"Let's see now - have we got everything?"
Tags:beer, beers, alcohol, alcoholic, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking buddy, hunter, hunters, hunting, hunting season, open season, masculine, masculinity, men, mens, manly, manliness, woodsmen, dad, dads, father, fathers, gone fishing, boy's night, boys, boy's holiday, color, colour, colours, colors, gun, guns, hunting rifle
Working at a brewery.
Man in pub: 'My memory's not good, but didn't this pub used to be full of long-haired youths?'
"I've taken a vow of chastity with guys living in poverty."