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'My, your children are well-behaved!'
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Doug always circled around four or five times before lying down to sleep.
"She used to have 'time out' in her bedroom but we find getting her to watch reruns of the 'Antiques Roadshow' far more effective!"
'The ethics training has improved my behaviour to where I'm only amoral.'
"I never recommend suspension for students. Why reward poor behavior with time off?"
'I'm good or bad depending on the circumstances, the situation, and the people involved.'
Naughty Or Nice? Didn't You Read My Blog, 'Playing By The Rules Is For Dummies?'
'I blame the dog's bad behavior on the company he keeps. We have a cat.'
"Just behave yourself. This is not a saloon."
'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'
'Before you look at that, you should know I found an old report card of yours in the attic.'
"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."
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"How am I supposed to know whether I'm guilty or not? - I'm a sociopath!"
'How many more days must I behave until it's Christmas?'
"Now, remember, act cute."
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'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'
"That's why you're in here! You're abnormal!"
'Hello Jason. I'm your Sociopath Worker'
'The behaviour of some these ******* kids is a ******* disgrace, you wonder where they ***** get it from.'
Senior Gary Kleg performs his infamous shot-put wedgie.
'I'm always good on Mother's Day afternoon. It takes me all morning to get the hang of it.'
'Didn't listen to my mother.'
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'It's too early to start being good for Christmas. I always wait until at least the Thanksgiving left-overs are all gone.'
'If you want me to be a good boy, you're going to have to lower your standards.'
'And stay away from everyone and everything.'