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'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'
'He liked the new dog food. He left us a tip.'
'When you get on the bus, you should go somewhere instead of just riding all day.'
"For kids who think they can be naughty again after Christmas, I'm the Re-Po Elf."
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"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."
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"I released a lot of emotion with my drumming, but I still need to have a tantrum."
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'You're a natural leader - you just don't know where you're going.'
'No, he doesn't qualify for a child's ticket. . . or an adult one, either.'
'Sorry, no trades. Cash only.'
'That is the laziest way to walk a dog I have ever seen.'
'What gave him this idea?'
'Timmy! Stop jumping on Penny's couch!. . . It's cheap!'
'It's nice you two can share the same interests.'
'Contrary to popular belief, none of our glove compartments carry a spare donut.'
"It's...it's...learning to appear vaguely Presidential!"
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'We all contributed.'
'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'
'How did you train him so well?'
'It's a memo from our parent company. They remind us to pay attention, quit slouching, take our elbows off the table and to act our age, if it's not too much to ask!'
'This is quite a scathing memo, Jane. Would you mind elaborating on the 'pervasive herd mentality' you claim our firm is riddled with?'
Praise works best when it comes straight after the positive behaviour.
'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'
'It's like the old days in the lab, Charlie. You learn the maze, you get the food pellet, you go home. What else can I say?'
Pavlov's Cat: 'Dream on Buddy.'
'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'