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"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."
Tags:babysitter, babysitters, instruction, instructions, brat, brats, bratty, kid, kids, parent, parents, parenting, child, children, behavior, behaviour, behavior problem, behavior problems, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, misbehavior, ominous, bad sign, bad signs, go out, goes out, going out, date night, date nights
"Chauncy's getting better...at least this time he only chewed up one of your slippers!"
"Just so you know, I've got the principal on speed dial."
Tags:troublemaker, troublemakers, trouble maker, trouble makers, principal, principals, principals office, principal's office, speed dial, speed dials, trouble, teacher, teachers, student, students, behavior problem, behavior problems, behaviour problem, behaviour problems, difficult child, difficult children
'If this doesn't work, I'll have to sedate her!'
'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'
'Remember, Doctor, when he was a puppy and you said he'd outgrow it?'
'Is there a child psychologist in the house?!'
'Siegried, drop it! Drop it! Drop the doctor!'
'Do I get a refund on his neutering operation?'
'He chases cars and the other day he caught a Prius and simply ruined it!'
'He likes to chase these little Smart Cars . . . and when he catches one, it's awful!'
Dog in the Bed.
'Honey must not like you! She's never bitten anyone before.'
'Is it because his hip hurts that he's so damn mean, Doctor?'
'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'
'Hey! What happened to my chili?'
Dog steals toupee.
'Actually, Doctor, his bite is worse than his bark!'
"But I thought what happened in Ms. Vega's classroom stays in Ms. Vega's classroom."
"We recently completed a review of the problems this school is having with teacher retention, and it turns out, one of the biggest problems is you."
"...and this is where the teachers go to get away from me!"
Tags:teachers lounge, teacher's lounge, teachers lounges, teacher's lounges, troublemakers, student, students, behavioural problems, behavioral problems, behavioural problem, behavioral problem, behaviour problem, behaviour problems, behavior problem, behavior problems, troublemakers, troublemaker, problem students, discipline, disruptive students, pupil, pupils, staff room, staff rooms, retreat, retreats, haven, havens
"A dog? No...she's got a vicious two year old boy!"
Tags:warning, warnings, warning sign, warning signs, danger sign, danger signs, dog, dogs, toddler, toddlers, terrible twos, difficult child, difficult children, behavior problem, behaviour problem, behaviour problems, behavior problems, temper, tantrum, tantrums, mother, mothers, father, fathers, parent, parents, parenting