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"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."
"Chauncy's getting better...at least this time he only chewed up one of your slippers!"
"Just so you know, I've got the principal on speed dial."
'If this doesn't work, I'll have to sedate her!'
'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'
'My first day? I got to meet with the principal one on one.'
'Remember, Doctor, when he was a puppy and you said he'd outgrow it?'
"Just a heads-up...trying to bribe her with cafeteria tater tots doesn't work."
'Is there a child psychologist in the house?!'
'It's one of our most popular courses.'
'I'm afraid he's learned another disgusting habit.'
'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'
'He's begging! He's disciplined never to touch anything on the table!'
Behavior Problems in Dogs
Dog Stealing Limb During Surgery.
'He likes to chase these little Smart Cars . . . and when he catches one, it's awful!'
Dog in the Bed.
'Siegried, drop it! Drop it! Drop the doctor!'
'Do I get a refund on his neutering operation?'
'He chases cars and the other day he caught a Prius and simply ruined it!'
'Actually, Doctor, his bite is worse than his bark!'
'Is it because his hip hurts that he's so damn mean, Doctor?'
'Honey must not like you! She's never bitten anyone before.'
'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'