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A fire hydrant pees on a dog.
Fire hydrant peeing on a dog
How Trump's brain works.
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'A two year warranty and a free squeaky toy with purchase.'
"Remember the good old days when men punched each other and it didn't mean anything?"
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'It's not laziness, its stress management.'
"That'll be a no to intelligent life forms then."
"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."
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"Time hasn't dimmed your military bearing, my love."
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"I know why the caged bird sings. Why he does that is anyone's guess."
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"Remember, this is my boss. Behave and don't go grooming yourself in the middle of a conversation."
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'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'
Cavemen are puzzled by the Ten Commandments.
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"Whenever Mother's Day rolls around, I regret having eaten my young."
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"We've two concerns we need to discuss, Bob... the accuracy of your monthly reports... and the skateboarding in the boardroom!"
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"Have I spelt 'imbecile' correctly?"
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"Look, I can snap my gum, my knuckles, or my temper...take your pick."
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'I fake out teachers that I'm interested by playing this 'Purr' app I downloaded.'
They say that animal behaviour can warn us about impending danger.
'Didn't listen to my mother.'
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"Yes we're in Paradise, but I think it's a Fool's Paradise!"
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Only a few things are really important, most things are not.
'If you don't have room for vegetables, you don't have room for dessert, so I put your vegetables on top of your ice cream.'
'It's so cold in here, and the heat is on full blast!'
'Sheesh...she struts around like she owns the place.'