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'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'
'He liked the new dog food. He left us a tip.'
'When you get on the bus, you should go somewhere instead of just riding all day.'
"For kids who think they can be naughty again after Christmas, I'm the Re-Po Elf."
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"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."
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Hall of Fame.
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"I released a lot of emotion with my drumming, but I still need to have a tantrum."
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'You're a natural leader - you just don't know where you're going.'
'It's nice you two can share the same interests.'
'No, he doesn't qualify for a child's ticket. . . or an adult one, either.'
'Sorry, no trades. Cash only.'
'What gave him this idea?'
'Timmy! Stop jumping on Penny's couch!. . . It's cheap!'
'That is the laziest way to walk a dog I have ever seen.'
'Contrary to popular belief, none of our glove compartments carry a spare donut.'
'We all contributed.'
"It's...it's...learning to appear vaguely Presidential!"
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'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'
'How did you train him so well?'
Praise works best when it comes straight after the positive behaviour.
"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."
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'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'
"It's exactly that kind of behavior that gives your generation a bad name."
'It has 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms and 5 sunny spots.'
'My, your children are well-behaved!'
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