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"I'm worried about Jimmy. He lacks social skills, craves approval, and is obsessed with repetitive tasks. We should take him to a doctor."
"This is going to be a fun year."
"Mothers Day is coming up. What shouldn't we do to make sure mom enjoys it?"
'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'
'It always was a difficult class!'
'It's not his fault. He's got SMBD - spuriously medicalised behavioural disorder.'
"And when did this over-aggressive behavior begin to manifest itself?"
"We tried matching your child's behavioral patterns with one of those new-fangled medical condition, but it turns out that he really is just a precocious little twerp!"
"He suffers from Niceness Oppositional Syndrome..."
'My therapist can beat up your therapist.'
Dog steals toupee.
'Hey! What happened to my chili?'
It is sometimes questionable that children who have an active father figure have fewer psychological and behavioral problems.
"...and this is where the teachers go to get away from me!"
"Have you ever heard about deferred prosecution agreements, Mommie?"