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'My, your children are well-behaved!'
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How Trump's brain works.
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'The ethics training has improved my behaviour to where I'm only amoral.'
'Your parents are worried about you. You're not rebellious, you don't take any substances, you don't have raging hormones...'
'It's not laziness, its stress management.'
"You will make the same foolish mistakes you have made before, not only once but many, many times again."
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"That'll be a no to intelligent life forms then."
"Time hasn't dimmed your military bearing, my love."
Tags:bearing, bearings, military bearing, professionalism, regulation, regulations, behavior, behaviour, behaviors, behaviours, vacation, vacations, vacationing, marriage, married, marrying, marry, marries, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, gender role, gender roles, military, military bearings, forest, walk, walks, walking, time, old, older, static, continual, carry yourself
"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."
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"I know why the caged bird sings. Why he does that is anyone's guess."
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"Remember, this is my boss. Behave and don't go grooming yourself in the middle of a conversation."
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"At some point we'll sit down and resolve our differences, but for now the plan is to continue exchanging bitchy emails."
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Cavemen are puzzled by the Ten Commandments.
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"Whenever Mother's Day rolls around, I regret having eaten my young."
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"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."
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"We've two concerns we need to discuss, Bob... the accuracy of your monthly reports... and the skateboarding in the boardroom!"
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"Have I spelt 'imbecile' correctly?"
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"Look, I can snap my gum, my knuckles, or my temper...take your pick."
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'Hello Jason. I'm your Sociopath Worker'
"Can't you just take surreptitious looks over my shoulder...like a normal person?"
"You pretend you're Mummy pretending she's got a headache and I'll pretend I'm Daddy pretending he's being sympathetic."
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'Didn't listen to my mother.'
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"Yes we're in Paradise, but I think it's a Fool's Paradise!"
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"Damn the Germans got here first!"