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'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'
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"Was that your first foray into politics?"
Tags:foray, forays, politics, newbie, newbies, naive, naivete, naivety, behead, beheaded, beheading, depose, deposes, deposing, moonlight, moonlights, moonlighting, politician, politicians, political leader, political leaders, 800 pound gorilla, 800 lb gorillas, leader, leaders, leading, cutthroat, cutthroat business, cutthroat world, inexperience, inexperienced, dog-eat-dog, dog-eat-dog world
'great news Your Majesty! The Kennel Club is thinking of naming a spaniel after you!!'
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"Something collarless. I'm being guillotined."
Tags:shopping, shop, store, stores, fashion, fashionable, sales, salesclerk, salesman, salesperson, men, men's clothing, clothing, clothes, style, styles, trend, trendy, trending, execute, execution, death, death sentence, sentenced to death, guillotine, guillotined, behead, beheaded, dark humour, dark humor, black humour, black humor
'Well, so much for Plan 'A'.'
'I'm sorry, could you step a little closer to me? I can't quite hear what you're saying...'
"No, I wasn't abused, but I cut off my father's head anyway."
Tags:king, kings, dad, dads, father, fathers, abuse, abuser, abusers, abusive, parent, parents, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, throne, thrones, usurp, usurps, usurping, overthrow, overthrows, overthrowing, prince, princes, behead, beheads, beheading, beheadings, beheaded, son, sons, revenge, vengeance, murder, murders, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, regicide
"It looks like Ulf, but it sure doesn't sound like Ulf."
"What is it, Roger? You seem detached."
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationship, long-term relationships, detched, detchment, disengaged, disengaging, emotion, emotions, headless, headlessness, beheaded, beheading, disconnect, disconnection, disconnected
'You're right, there wasn't much blood getting to his head.'
"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"
Tags:organ donor, organ donors, organ donation, organ transplant, organ transplants, operation, operations, surgery, in surgery, surgical operation, surgical operations, get well soon, headless, headlessness, beheaded, beheading, silver lining, silver linings, positivity, positive attitudes, positive attitude, positive outlook, positive outlooks, doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons
Dang clip ons!
Aiming the Head
Tags:basketball, basketball player, basketball players, hoop, hoops, basketball hoop, basketball hoops, net, nets, basketball net, basketball net, netball, guillotine, guillotines, beheading, behead, beheadings, beheaded, assassination, assassinations, decapitation, decapitating, decapitations, capital punishment, execution, executions, executioner, executioners, punish, punishing, punishment, punishments, aim, aiming, practise, practice, practising, basketball practice, basketball practise, french revolution, the french revolution, historical beheading
A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.
Tags:headless, headless horseman, ichabod crane, the legend of sleepy hollow, washington irving, poster, posters, lost sign, lost signs, halloween, monster, monsters, beheaded, beheading, ghost, ghosts, ghost story, ghost stories, apparition, apparitions, justice, seek justice, seeking justice, missing, missing poster, missing posters
"I brought my own bag."
Tags:bag, bags, recycle, recycles, recycling, reusable, reusable bag, reusable bags, environmentally friendly, environmental friendliness, beheading, beheadings, beheaded, execution, executions, executor, executors, reuse, reusing, conscientious, conscientiousness, liberal, liberals, left wing, left-winger, left-wingers, save the planet, saving the planet
"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, will, wills, testament, death, dying, died, die, death sentence, sentenced to death, kill, killed, ways to die, crime, crimes, criminals, criminal, punish, punishment, punishments, law, laws, law and order, inherit, inheritance, murder, murdered, shot, shooting, gun, guns, electric chair, electrocuted, beheaded, decapitated, hung, hang, hanged
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"Hi! My name is Rick - I'll be your executioner today!"
Tags:executioner, executioners, revolution, revolutions, revolutionary, revolutionaries, behead, beheads, beheaded, beheading, beheadings, capital punishment, waiter, waiters, wait staff, polite, courteous, courteousness, thoughtful, caring, contradiction, contradictions, contradictory, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, execute, executes, executing
'You make me want to be a better person.'
"I don't know about you guys, but I'm very disappointed in the severance package."
Tags:business, office, offices, office life, severance, severance package, severance packages, manager, managers, management, executive, executives, unemployment, lay-offs, laid off, laid-off, problem, problems, issue, issues, company, companies, worker, workers, employee, employees, let go, execution, guillotine, executions, guillotines, guillotine platform, guillotine platforms, history, french revolution, beheaded, beheading, capital punishment, punishment, punishments, sever, severing, death, unemployed
'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'
'The battle for hearts and minds was proving too difficult, so I thought we'd just make do with heads.'
'Actually, they're King Charles the First spaniels.'