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Execution Fairground Attraction
"They'll think twice before making fun of you again!"
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An executioner practices beheading with his son on a tee-ball.
Tags:tee-ball, father-son bond, father-son bonds, bond, bonds, bonding time, bonding times, executioner, executioners, execute, executes, executing, behead, beheads, beheading, father, fathers, dad, dads, son, sons, family business, family businesses, tee ball, tee, tees, tee off, tees off, teeing off, practice, practices, practicing, baseball bat, baseball bats, bat, bats, batting, batter, batters, swing, swings, swinging, axe, axes, blade, blades, executioner's blade
'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'
Tags:helmet, helmets, safe, safety, health and safety, safety council, council, councils, local council, execution, executioner, executioners, executions, executing, executed, executes, guillotine, beheading, beheaded, pointless, kill, killing, killed, kills, killer, killers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"On the one hand, I know I could make more money if I left public service for the private sector, but, on the other hand, I couldn't chop off heads."
Tags:king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, public service, public sector, private sector, business, business sector, money, execution, executions, beheading, beheadings, capital punishment, decapitation, decapitations, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, corporate, problem, problems, chop off, chopping off, head, heads, punishment, punishments, obstacle, obstacles, courtier, courtiers, pros, cons, advantages, disadvantages
"Was that your first foray into politics?"
Tags:foray, forays, politics, newbie, newbies, naive, naivete, naivety, behead, beheaded, beheading, depose, deposes, deposing, moonlight, moonlights, moonlighting, politician, politicians, political leader, political leaders, 800 pound gorilla, 800 lb gorillas, leader, leaders, leading, cutthroat, cutthroat business, cutthroat world, inexperience, inexperienced, dog-eat-dog, dog-eat-dog world
"Good morning, beheaded—uh, I mean beloved."
Tags:king, kings, queen, queens, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, medieval, history, historical, henry viii, king henry viii, beheading, execution, executions, threat, threats, threatening, bad sign, red flag, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, slip of the tongue, mistake, mistakes
'great news Your Majesty! The Kennel Club is thinking of naming a spaniel after you!!'
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"You've got a power beheading at 8 A.M."
Tags:power meeting, power meetings, power play, power plays, power-play, power-plays, tyranny, tyrannies, tyrant, tyrants, throne room, throne rooms, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, royal, royals, royalty, beheading, beheadings, execution, executions, death sentence, death sentences
Don't Invite to the Same Party
Tags:rivalry, rivalries, bible story, bible stories, bible figure, bible figures, biblical, holofernes, judith, book of judith, gospel, gospels, faux pas, cocktail party, cocktail partie, party, parties, host a party, hosting a party, party tip, party tips, christian, christians, christianity, bible scholar, bible scholars, holy bible, john the baptist, salome, behead, beheads, beheading
'Well, so much for Plan 'A'.'
'I'm sorry, could you step a little closer to me? I can't quite hear what you're saying...'
"No, I wasn't abused, but I cut off my father's head anyway."
Tags:king, kings, dad, dads, father, fathers, abuse, abuser, abusers, abusive, parent, parents, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, throne, thrones, usurp, usurps, usurping, overthrow, overthrows, overthrowing, prince, princes, behead, beheads, beheading, beheadings, beheaded, son, sons, revenge, vengeance, murder, murders, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, regicide
Viva la revolucion!
Caveman Drags Home Wrong Part Of Cavewoman
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, beheading, behead, realize, realise, realization, realisation, head, headless, drag, dragged, horror, halloween, accidental, accident, accidents
"Your four-o'clock is here."
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"We'd prefer a beheading, but we've decided to sue you instead."
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"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."
Tags:french revolution, revolution, revolutions, napoleon, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, shrink, shrinks, headshrinker, headshrinkers, unresolved issue, unresolved issues, relive, relives, reliving, behead, beheads, beheading, beheadings, guillotine, guillotines, france, flashback, flashbacks, veteran, veterans, vet, vets, military man, army, navy, marine, marine corps
"His Highness is changing his relationship status."
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"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"
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Heads Will Roll
Tags:bowl, bowling, bowler, bowlers, ten pin bowling, guillotine, guillotines, behead, beheading, execution, executions, french revolution, the french revolution, bowling pin, bowling pins, bowling ball, bowling balls, spectacle, spectacles, heads will roll, public spectacle, public spectacles, desensitised, desensitisation
"What is it, Roger? You seem detached."
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationship, long-term relationships, detched, detchment, disengaged, disengaging, emotion, emotions, headless, headlessness, beheaded, beheading, disconnect, disconnection, disconnected
'You're right, there wasn't much blood getting to his head.'