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Execution Fairground Attraction
"On the one hand, I know I could make more money if I left public service for the private sector, but, on the other hand, I couldn't chop off heads."
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"You've got a power beheading at 8 A.M."
Tags:power meeting, power meetings, power play, power plays, power-play, power-plays, tyranny, tyrannies, tyrant, tyrants, throne room, throne rooms, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, royal, royals, royalty, beheading, beheadings, execution, executions, death sentence, death sentences
'I'm sorry, could you step a little closer to me? I can't quite hear what you're saying...'
"No, I wasn't abused, but I cut off my father's head anyway."
Tags:king, kings, dad, dads, father, fathers, abuse, abuser, abusers, abusive, parent, parents, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, throne, thrones, usurp, usurps, usurping, overthrow, overthrows, overthrowing, prince, princes, behead, beheads, beheading, beheadings, beheaded, son, sons, revenge, vengeance, murder, murders, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, regicide
Viva la revolucion!
"We'd prefer a beheading, but we've decided to sue you instead."
Tags:beheading, beheadings, behead, beheads, king, kings, coup, coups, overthrow, overthrows, overthrowing, king charles i, sue, sues, lawsuit, lawsuits, modern times, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, class action lawsuit, class action lawsuits, leniency, clemency, capital punishment, execution, executions, executing, stay of execution, stays of execution, mercy, show mercy, showing mercy
"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."
Tags:french revolution, revolution, revolutions, napoleon, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, shrink, shrinks, headshrinker, headshrinkers, unresolved issue, unresolved issues, relive, relives, reliving, behead, beheads, beheading, beheadings, guillotine, guillotines, france, flashback, flashbacks, veteran, veterans, vet, vets, military man, army, navy, marine, marine corps
"His Highness is changing his relationship status."
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'You're right, there wasn't much blood getting to his head.'
Dang clip ons!
"He's mellowed quite a bit over the years. However, that's become a signature thing for him."
Tags:signature, signature move, signature moves, signatures, beheading, beheadings, execution, executions, executed, barbarian, barbarians, barbarianism, invasion, invasions, invader, invaders, mellow, mellowing, mellowed, ageing, aging, ageing process, aging process, warfare, dissent, dissenter, dissenters, uncivilized, uncivilised
"I brought my own bag."
Tags:bag, bags, recycle, recycles, recycling, reusable, reusable bag, reusable bags, environmentally friendly, environmental friendliness, beheading, beheadings, beheaded, execution, executions, executor, executors, reuse, reusing, conscientious, conscientiousness, liberal, liberals, left wing, left-winger, left-wingers, save the planet, saving the planet
Aiming the Head
Tags:basketball, basketball player, basketball players, hoop, hoops, basketball hoop, basketball hoops, net, nets, basketball net, basketball net, netball, guillotine, guillotines, beheading, behead, beheadings, beheaded, assassination, assassinations, decapitation, decapitating, decapitations, capital punishment, execution, executions, executioner, executioners, punish, punishing, punishment, punishments, aim, aiming, practise, practice, practising, basketball practice, basketball practise, french revolution, the french revolution, historical beheading
"I lost my head, so I had to improvise..."
Tags:balloon, balloons, spectres, spirits, hauntings, ghosts, phantom, phantoms, execution, executions, decapitation, decapitations, beheading, beheadings, problem solving, improvisation, head, ghost, spectre, spirit, haunting, manifestation, ghostly, spooky, headless, decapitated, haunt, haunted, face
'If it makes you feel any better, this is just part of an experiment in democracy and limited government.'
The Lion Tamer
"Hi! My name is Rick - I'll be your executioner today!"
Tags:executioner, executioners, revolution, revolutions, revolutionary, revolutionaries, behead, beheads, beheaded, beheading, beheadings, capital punishment, waiter, waiters, wait staff, polite, courteous, courteousness, thoughtful, caring, contradiction, contradictions, contradictory, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, execute, executes, executing
"They were good people, but they were wrong."
Tags:conquer, conquers, conquering, conquerer, conquerers, invading army, invading armies, invasion, invasions, invader, invaders, beheading, beheadings, execution, executions, executing, rebel, rebels, rebellion, rebellions, rebellious, dissent, dissenter, dissenters, war, wars, native population, native populations, invading force, invading forces, conquered populations, subjugated population, subjugated populations, propaganda, propagandist, propagandists, spin doctor, spin doctors, spin-doctor, spin-doctors, political spin
"It's time to take down Goliath's head."
Tags:goliath, david, king david, michal, bathsheba, philistine, philistines, israel, kingdom of israel, trophy, trophies, david and goliath, wall art, corpse, corpses, beheading, beheadings, rotting, decapitation, war trophy, war trophies, enemy, enemies, offputting, off-putting, smell, smells, odour, odours, odor, odors, interior design, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, old testament
"I thought he was about to be knighted, too, didn't you?"
Tags:knight, knights, knighted, accident, accidents, accidental, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, ceremony, ceremonies, sword, swords, behead, beheads, beheading, beheadings, royalty, royal court, royal courts, decapitated, decapitation, decapitations, decapitating, king, kings, royal court, royal courts, prank, pranks, pranking, surprise, surprises, surprising, unwelcome surprise, unwelcome surprises
'The battle for hearts and minds was proving too difficult, so I thought we'd just make do with heads.'
"Wait! His favorability rating is way up."
"Mass beheadings, starving migrants, bomb-ravaged cities...some days it's all worth it."