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An executioner practices beheading with his son on a tee-ball.
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Don't Invite to the Same Party
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"No, I wasn't abused, but I cut off my father's head anyway."
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"We'd prefer a beheading, but we've decided to sue you instead."
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"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."
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"Hi! My name is Rick - I'll be your executioner today!"
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'You make me want to be a better person.'
"I thought he was about to be knighted, too, didn't you?"
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Clean for ye Queen
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"Bring me the head of John the Baptist. Just kidding. Get me the Paulson file."
"Don't you dare float your head to the ceiling while I'm talking to you!"
"I have to go wee-wee."
"Gentleman, before we go any further, I want you all to realize that this next decision hasn't been easy for me..."
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A football team lines up under a guillotine.
'You can't solve ALL your problems by beheading them.'
"There's a lesson for us. If you don't chop off a few heads now and then, you'll end up paying taxes."
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Executioner and a two-headed man
"Cut my head off again?"
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"I told you to put him down for midday-- nine o'clock is just too early for him."
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Do it yourself!
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A man doffs his head in passing.
An event in Marie Antoinette's early childhood proved to be prophetic.
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