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"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."
Tags:there are no atheists in foxholes, atheist, atheists, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, atheism, belief, beliefs, belief system, belief systems, foxhole, foxholes, crisis, crisis point, supreme court, religious ruling, religious freedoms, religious rulings, finding faith, discrimination, political freedom, political freedoms
"Ever wonder if there's something less?"
'What proof do we have there is a DOG?'
"Are we allowed to pray?"
Heaven for Agnostics
"Wow, you just grabbed any old belief system that came down the pike didn't you?"
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, entering heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, religions, belief system, belief systems, believer, believers, faith, belief, beliefs, religious belief, fomo, fear of missing out
'You weren't always faithful so some of your prayers went to God's spam.'
Validation of Parking/Belief Systems
'There's been a mistake. I'm an atheist. I should now be surrounded by a great black nothingness.'
"I don't need to check your chart! The best time for you to have surgery is right now!"
"Santa Claus is no longer part of my belief system."
"Same thing every September. He begins to doubt the existence of man, then football season begins, and he snaps out of it."
Tags:football season, football seasons, belief system, belief systems, believer, believers, theist, theists, theism, atheist, atheists, atheism, doubt, doubts, doubter, doubters, football fan, football fans, soccer fan, soccer fans, american football, god, gods, deity, angel, angels, heaven, heavens
"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."
"Granted, actual music is a no-no, but where do we stand on air guitar?"
After You Die/After Your Dog Dies
New Belief Systems
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"Okay, if there's no god, who's living in that damn castle?"
"Before we eat, who would like to bow their head and proclaim they no longer believe in saying Grace?"
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Out for lunch... GOD
"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"
Tags:sock, socks, missing sock, missing socks, laundry, laundry machine, washing machine, washing machines, housework, chore, chores, faith, faiths, conversion, conversions, finding jesus, christianity, christian, christians, faith, faiths, belief system, belief systems, evangelical, evangelicals, convert, converts, reynolds unwrapped
Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)
Born again Atheist
"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."
Tags:ghost, ghosts, spirit, spirits, spirituality, monster, monsters, halloween, frankenstein, psychology, religion, faith, god, church, reynolds unwrapped, faith system, belief, beliefs, belief system, belief systems, spiritual belief, spiritual beliefs, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists
"As chief, I believe that no man is an island. Making him part of one, though, I have no problem."
Tags:appeasement, appeasements, angry god, angry gods, volcano, volcanoes, eruption, eruptions, volcanic, angry deity, angry deities, human sacrifices, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificial victim, sacrificial victims, scapegoat, scapegoates, primitive religion, primitive religions, belief system, belief systems
"What a coincidence. We're religious 'nones', too."