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"It's been moved and seconded, Cartwright, that we clap if we believe in fairies."
"I don't doubt that it's perfectly innocent, Margaret, but it does have the appearance of impropriety."
"My cat ate my homework..we don't have a dog."
"We don't think your wife will believe you were in the belly of a while, Jonah...better you should say you were playing cards with us!"
'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'
"And make it look believanble."
'...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys don't really have a gun...no this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant...'
"I like him. He sounds authentic."
'...And now for the news that's really hard to believe....'