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"It's people like you, young man, who ruin it for everyone else!"
"You've always stuck to the prix fixe in life."
"I will have the senior-executive businessman's lunch, and Hooper here will have the junior-executive businessman's lunch."
"I was an eight, too, until the number crunchers got hold of me."
"Let's have a heart-to-heart talk—one huge, powerful grownup to one tiny, nothing kid."
'You mean you've been depreciating me ever every year since we got married?'
"Mother's ninety-one and still depreciating."
"My new years resolution is to stop belittling others...hang on and I'll ask mister two-fries-short of a Happy Meal, what his is."
'I don't have any natural predators but I have a lot of detractors.'
'I had to learn how to be arrogant. Little people like you probably helped.'