Belittled Cartoons and Comics

Breaking down cardboard

"It's people like you, young man, who ruin it for everyone else!"

"You've always stuck to the prix fixe in life."

"You're enjoying this, aren't you – hammering away at my credibility."

"I will have the senior-executive businessman's lunch, and Hooper here will have the junior-executive businessman's lunch."

"I was an eight, too, until the number crunchers got hold of me."

"Let's have a heart-to-heart talk—one huge, powerful grownup to one tiny, nothing kid."

"Well, if I practiced all day, too."

'You mean you've been depreciating me ever every year since we got married?'

"Mother's ninety-one and still depreciating."

"I'd remind you not to fly too close to the sun, but no one's ever accused you of aiming too high, have they?"

"My new years resolution is to stop belittling others...hang on and I'll ask mister two-fries-short of a Happy Meal, what his is."

First Class

'I don't have any natural predators but I have a lot of detractors.'

'I had to learn how to be arrogant. Little people like you probably helped.'

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

"Oh, no! Tomorrow is Bring Your Child To Work Day To Watch The Boss Ream You Out Day."