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'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'
Joe's Weight Gain: 'Sweat-pants make you fat.'
'It's the most effective appetite suppressant available,'
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"Shut up. You could use an Empire waist, too!"
Tags:construction, construction worker, construction workers, builder, builders, contractor, contractors, men's clothing, men's wear, menswear, mens clothing, for men, masculinity, masculine, feminine, femininity, fashion, fashions, fashionable, flatter, flatters, flattering, empire line, empire waist, empire, empire dress, gut, guts, beer belly, beerbelly, belly, paunch, potbelly, pot belly, fat, fatter, weight, weight gain
The 5 blind men and the perception of reality.
"Maybe you should worry less about kryptonite and more about office doughnuts."
Tags:snack, snacks, junk food, junk foods, doughnut, doughnuts, donut, dognuts, superhero, superheroes, super hero, super heroes, super-hero, super-heroes, dress sense, super power, super powers, belly, bellies, cake, cakes, junk food, junk foods, fast food, fast foods, weight gain, weight problem, weight problems, obesity problem, gut, guts, achilles' heel
"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."
Tags:butterfly, butterflies, speech, speeches, public speech, public speeches, public speaking, public speaker, public speakers, ceremony, ceremonies, award, awards, acceptance speech, acceptance speeches, nerve, nervy, nerves, nervous, stomach, stomachs, belly, bellies, tummy, anxiety, fear, fears, nausea, nauseous, worry, worries, worrying, worried sick
'Last night I dreamed that I had six-pack abs... Then I woke up screaming.'
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Built and Built without a permit.
'Holding in your stomach won't help, sir.'
'I've done well listening to my gut, and now it's saying buy pork belly futures.'
Measuring Height and Weight.
'I'm thinking of going for a run - am I wearing my running shoes?'
"Do you want to feel the meatloaf kick?"
Tags:meatloaf, meatloafs, pregnancy, pregnancies, expectant mother, expectant mothers, kick, kicks, baby, babies, kicking baby, overindulge, overindulging, gut, guts, belly, bellies, overeat, overeating, overeats, over-eat, over-eats, over-eating, favourite food, favorite food, obesity, obese, fat, fatness
'Oh Hank, you say that now but once you have one it'll change your life.'
Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'
'You need to lose about 30 pounds of gravitas.'
'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'
'I want you to lose 50 pounds, and then tell me how you did it.'
"We plead insanity, You Honor, due to a severe Multiple Personality Disorder."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, law and order, defendant, defendants, judge, judges, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, courthouse, courthouses, trial, trials, belly, bellies, stomach, stomachs, tummy, tummies, wolf, wolves, big bad wolf, little red riding hood, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales
"Harmon was shaving and his stomach fell into the sink."
Tags:weight loss, treadmill, treadmills, motivation, motivations, motivated, gut, guts, stomach, stomachs, softening middle, middle section, weight gain, gaining weight, exercise, exercising, exercises, run, runs, running, runner, runners, jog, jogs, jogging, jogger, joggers, middle age, middle aged, pot belly, pot bellies, belly, bellies, overweight, fat, fatness
'Stop eating so many square meals.'
'I think you're getting to big for this job.'
This massive vehicle recall must not be forgiven. Therefore, there is only one honorable solution.
'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'