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Clubland: Belly Button Night
Belly button research council - InnieOutie.
"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"
Tags:born again, born agains, born again christian, born again christians, rebirth, belly button, belly buttons, jesus, jesus christ, christian, christians, christianity, naive, naive question, naive questions, kid, kids, kid question, kid questions, bible, bible study, bible studies, gospel of john, gospel according to john, gospels, new testament
Department of Belly Buttons - Innies/Outies Tray
"I'll have a light beer, the house salad, the salmon, and the belly button."
Tags:light beer, light beers, beer, beers, navel gaze, navel gazes, navel gazing, belly button, belly bottons, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, order, orders, ordering, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, waitressing, distracting, distraction, distractions, bare skin, scantily clad, midriff, midriffs, freudian slip, freudian slips, male gaze, stare, stares, staring, leer, leers, leering
'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'
'If you're born again, does that mean you have two belly-buttons?'
The Institute of Navel Studies.
'All right then. So, you didn't pierce your belly button. I'd just like to know where these ugly rumors get started.'
Randy shows off his celebrity navel lint collection.
"Why do we need a lint trap in the dryer when our bellybuttons trap it just fine?"
'Curious...at what age did you go from having an outie to having a lint trap installed on your belly button?'
My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'
'Let's go - play ball! Quit staring at your navels!!'
Tags:baseball, navel, navels, belly button, belly buttons, tummy button, tummy buttons, belly, bellies, tummy, tummies, compare, compares, comparing, comparison, comparisons, outie, outies, innie, innies, stare, stares, staring, ball, balls, strange, odd behaviour, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Fluff: Belly Button, Gramophone Needle, Your Life.
Tags:fluff, dust, detritus, remains, belly button, lint, gramophone, record player, needle, navel, tummy button, dirt, life, meaning of life, meaningless, fuzz, froth, insignificant, insignificance, trivial, unimportant, minor, lightweight, meager, trivia, waste, waster, petty, paltry, trifle, trifling, navel gazing, trite, disposable, silly, futile, small time, futile, futility, surplus, lazy, otiose, slob, old age, cv, curriculum vitae, hoard, cleaner, sweep, dregs, garbage, trash, waste, rubbish
'This is the biggest belly button in the world.'
"Your honor, this photo is not my client's footprints in the mountain snow. This is a belly button full of lint because the officer had his body camera on backwards."
National Belly Button Society: Innies and Outies.
One day at the river Cain and Abel notice Adam is belly buttonless.
Naval Command 'Innie' and 'Outie'.
Tags:navel, naval, navals, navels, belly buttons, belly-button, belly-buttons, naval officer, naval officers, navy, armed force, armed forces, desk organizer, desk organizers, desk organiser, desk organisers, belly button, innie, outie, tummy button, umbilicus, navy, admiralty, work boxes, office, clerical work.
'I told you innies are better than outies.'
'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'
Belly Button Clinic
Then we agree - 3 out of 3 doctors prefer 'innies' to 'outties.'