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"You missed a belt loop."
On your 80th birthday.
Tags:trousers, trouser, pant, pants, birthday, birthdays, happy birthday, belt line, belt, belts, height, growing up, grows up, grew up, grow, growing, grows, grew, keeping track, keeps track, pull your trousers up, pull your pants up, high trousers, high pants, old man, old men, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys
"On your head, sire."
Tags:crown, crowns, blooper, bloopers, dresser, dressers, king, kings, kingship, royal robe, royal robes, throne, thrones, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, royalty, royal, royals, royal family, servant, servants, valet, valets, belt, belts, royal insignia, belt, belts, mistake, mistakes, fashion disaster, fashion mistake, fashion disasters
'You have the right to wear a belt. If you cannot afford a belt, one will be given to you.'
Tags:belt, belts, trousers, police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, cop, cops, fashion police, right, rights, human right, human rights, bum, bums, crack, cracks, secure, secures, securing, tight, tights, tighten, tightens, low trousers, arrest, arrests, arresting, arrested, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I'm writing you a ticket because your belt isn't buckled.'
'I could really use a stiff belt.'
"Is that skin Marc Jacobs?"
At the worst possible moment, Andy's irritable bowel syndrome flares up.
Tags:mike tyson, heavyweight, heavyweights, belt, belts, box, boxes, boxer, boxers, boxing, supermarket, supermarkets, shop, shops, shopper, shoppers, shopping, irritable bowel syndrome, ibs, toilet, toilets, paper, papers, roll, rolls, loo, loos, punch, punches, punching, anger, angry, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, fake, false, fashion, style, personal appearance, belt, belts, belt buckle, belt buckles, beard, facial hair, glasses, eyeglasses, eyewear, designer, repair, repairs, repairing, duct tape, holiday, holidays
'When I press this, the stewardess announces what I've done - and one doesn't often get that level of female attention.'
Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.
How Fatherhood Affects Belt Height: Father/Grandfather/Great Grandfather.
"You ought to do what I do—have a few belts before you meet with the old man."
Tags:belt, belts, drink, drinks, drinking, nerves, nervous, nervousness, freaked out, freaking out, frightened, abstract, abstraction, abstractions, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, cube, cubes, cubist, cubists, cubism, abstract, abstract art, abstract artist, abstract artists, abstraction, abstractions, drinking problem, drinking problems, sooth your nerves, soothing your nerves, nervous, anxious, meeting, meetings, boss, bosses
"Desire, thy name is Sansabelt."
Tags:pants, pant, trouser, trousers, sansabelt, cliche, snowclone, cliches, snowclones, elastic, stretch, stretchy, insult, insulting, middle age, middle-age, embody, embodies, unfashionable, elasticated, comfortable, comfort, taste, poor taste, belt, belts, fashions, fashion, unstylish, stylish, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, marry, marries
"This shirt, kerchief, and pants – all Ralph Lauren. The belt and my undergarments – Calvin Klein."
Joe posthumously advances to the next rank...
Before becoming an astronomer, James worked in the fashion industry.
Golfing utility belt.
"And no hitting below where a normal person wears his belt."
'The Pink Belt? That means I can open a child-proof caps.'
Belts 4 Sale! Cheap!
Joe's Weight Gain: 'Dang it! My pants must've shrunk in the dryer. . . Ok. . . who's responsible for shrinking all of my slacks?!!'
Tags:weight gain, weight-gain, fat, fatness, trouser, trousers, belt, belts, loosening, loosen, slack, slacks, date, dates, belly, bellies, pizza delivery, pizza deliveries, denial, denials, junk food, fast food, dryer, dryers, laundry, shrinking, unhealthy, lifestyle, lifestyles, danae, non sequitur
'Wait, Dennis, you fool! That gorilla has a black belt!'
'Hey, how's it goin'?...So, I fell through the dryer vent. Guess I won't do that again! Is that a nose ring?...Hello?'