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The More She LEans To Touch Her Toes, The Further Away They Get
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Raking the neighbours leaves.
'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'
"Then don't do that."
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'We're closed... the Yoga teacher's bent out of shape over the acupuncturist's being stuck on the aroma therapist!'
"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."
"I was gonna try yoga, but I don't actually bend so that's not going to work."
'You wouldn't be very good at petting Dachshunds.'
'I try to get through to her but all she wants to do is blend bloody spoons all day.'
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'I understand he tried to unwind from work too quickly and got the bends.'
Street Prophet Optimist.
'Look dad! - Mercedes bends!'
'I've retrained as a yoga instructor - I'm going to bend my way out of the recession.'
'He's got the bends.'
Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.
strong man bends an iron bar
Do not fold, bend or staple your questions...
"Don't get up too quickly, I don't want you getting the bends."
Apple talks to banana, as pear looks on, saying: 'Look, it's hard to explain ??" you're just a funny guy, OK?'
A tree that only days earlier was standing perfectly upright on its own.