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"Interesting. Have your lawyer call my lawyer."
"Wow! From down here your nostrils look huge!"
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"Will you put up with me?"
'Are you proposing, or has your back gone again.'
'Miss Myeth, would you merge your corporation with mine?'
'Will you bury me?'
'Better than your last proposal, but we're not quite there yet.'
'I just feel giddy. I think I should wait until I feel positively giddy.'
'Thanks, but no. It just doesn't add up.'
'That's beautiful, Ryan, but I need to give some more thought to this rebranding idea.'
'Asking to marry him?'
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'No, I won't marry you, Steve, but here's a participation trophy.'
"Well in that case, would you do me the honour of helping me up?"
'Darling, may I have your hand in mirage?'
'I don't know, Randy - Marriage is so INTRUSIVE.'
'Melanie, I'd like to spend the rest of my life with you, or someone a whole lot like you.'
'Will you marry me, Lucille?' - 'Yes - it's Janice. . .'
'I will not marry you as a hedge against inflation!'
'My Marlon went down on his knees for me last night - I'd punched him in the belly.'
'Call me old fashioned, dear...but will you do me the honour of divorcing me?'
'I might be more receptive to your marriage, proposal, Bob, if you didn't refer to it as a takeover bid.'
"Of course you're not good enough for me. Who is?"
"I was on one knee, askin' her to be my Melania, and I'd be her Donald J...."