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The More She LEans To Touch Her Toes, The Further Away They Get
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Passengers checking for their train
Tags:passenger, passengers, commuter, commuters, commute, commuting, train, trains, track, tracks, railway, station, stations, platform, platforms, subway, metro, underground, tube, checking, looking, watching, waiting, bending, craning, searching, waiting, leaning, impatient, impatience, public transportation
Raking the neighbours leaves.
'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'
'We're closed... the Yoga teacher's bent out of shape over the acupuncturist's being stuck on the aroma therapist!'
"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."
"I was gonna try yoga, but I don't actually bend so that's not going to work."
'You wouldn't be very good at petting Dachshunds.'
'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'
iPhone 6 - "Ere. . . they aren't bent are they?"
'I haven't been good, so I was hoping you could bend the rules.'
'Do you know what doesn't get the publicity they deserve? Plumbobs.'
Wordilly Durdillies - Nobody could hold their drink like Eddie could.
'Look dad! - Mercedes bends!'
"Hmm - a letter through the door - Do not bend. Then how am I supposed to pick it up?"
Tags:communicate, communicates, communicating, communications, letters, letter, office communications, bend-over, bending-over, bending over, instruction, instructions, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, mail man, mail men, mail, letter, letters, parcel, parcels, postman, postmen, post, post box, post boxes, post collection, post collections, post offices, post office, back injury, back injuries, back pain, bending, physiotherapy, physio
Do not fold, bend or staple your questions...
'See? Mr. Windsock doesn't have a point of view! He bends with the last breeze!'
'Why on earth should that keep me happy?'
Get Over Yourself!
Tags:stretch, stretching, stretches, flexible, flexibility, pose, yoga, yoga pose, poses, position, positions, hold, discipline, workout, workouts, work out, work outs, healthy, health, exercise, exercises, exercising, active, personality, conceited, arrogant, arrogance, self-centered, snob, balance, lifestyle, body, bend, bending, advanced, expert, relaxation, meditation, self-absorbed, advice, serious, seriously, problems, relax, relaxes