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"The Benefits Agency is always willing to be flexible...but only under certain limited clearly defined circumstances."
"Sorry about the pole, but I heard you were having a two for one dent repair special and I thought I would just get the most of my money while I was here."
'An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What do you have to offer?'
'All the nutritional benefits of regular worms without the hassle of having to get up early.'
"Who'd have thought a crease in the plans would result in an award for outstanding architecture?"
'Makes working on Christmas day all worthwhile doesn't it?'
"We have a great dental plan if you believe in the tooth fairy!"
"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."
"I'm looking for something more permanent. I'm thinking Antarctica."