Benefits Packages Cartoons and Comics

"Hold it - we almost forgot his benefits package."

"He can't speak to you at the moment - he's bonding with his compensation package."

'...of course, one of the benefits of working for our company is covering any embryo and egg-freezing needs you may have.'

"Of course there are some advantages to working here...we have a Food Bank situated conveniently at the end of the street!"

'Why don't we apply here? I've heard they have a very generous benefits package.'

'Oh, we have an excellent benefits package ??" major medical, dental plan, vacation, retirement, nude encounter sessions....'

"You'd think they'd at least offer health insurance with this job."

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

"The aspirin there is your medical benefit and here is your vision benefit."

"Of course the job has benefits - you benefit by getting a paycheck every week!"

"It says I'm entitled to the company's full health benefits package when I become pregnant."

'What's a 13 letter word that means BENEFITS PACKAGE?'

"We've been here forty years - When do we get our golden parachutes?"

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

'The good news is that I've replaces your benefits packages with frequent-flyer miles.'

'The benefits package differs from employee to employee as they're decided by a game of 'Pick A Duck'.'

'Just because I'm preparing your retirement benefits package, doesn't mean I've ever forgotten the nasty name you called me back in '89!'

'Oh, we have an excellent benefits package †major medical, dental plan, vacation, retirement, nude encounter sessions....'

"No, we don't offer a healthcare plan, but we will help towards the cost of your autopsy."

"Tell R&D that I'm going to reinstate their benefits - quick!"

"No, we don't have a pension plan. We don't expect our employees to ever retire."