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'He wouldn't let go of his chair.'
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'Cricked Neck Clinic' sign says 'Out to Lunch' hung sideways for patients to read.
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neck, necks, cricked, bent, pain, painful, pain in the neck, out to lunch, patient, patients, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, lunch break, lunch breaks, disabled, facilities, accommodate, useful, helpful, convenient, convenience, read, readable, physical, ailment, ailments"You know who's crooked? The F.B.I."
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prison, prisons, jail, jails, gaol, gaols, prison cell, prison cells, cell, cells, cellamte, cellmates prisoner, prisoners, convinct, convicts, crooked, criminal, criminals, villainous, nefarious, bent, corrupt, corruption, fbi, f.b.i., federal bureau of investigation, fbi officer, fbi officers, planting evidence, set up, setting up'You wouldn't be very good at petting Dachshunds.'
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spring cleaning, cleaning, house, mothers, spring, butter, pathetic, chipped, grimy, outdated, mildewed, broken, tragic, greasy, old, disgusting, bent, needs repair, worn, horrible, shabby, dull, moth-eaten, yellowed, cobwebbed, dusty, torn, cheesy, ugh, stained, crumbling, grody, wee, decrepit, worse, mess, messes, messy, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, clean, cleansI was a bent copper...
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copper, police, bent, corrupt, corruption, bobby, cop, cops, bribery, bribe, police corruption, west midlands fraud squadiPhone 6 - "Ere. . . they aren't bent are they?"
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apple, iphone, iphones, iphone 6, bentgage, bent, bendy, bending, smartphone, smartphones, new iphone, bendgate, controversy, controversies'Stop picking up after your kids.'
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doctors, check up, check-up, doctor, doctor's surgery, doctor's office, health centre, health, bent spine, bent, bent over, mother, mum, mums, tidy, tidying, healthy, medical, children, kid, kids, housewife, housewives, parents, bad back, well being, health, physical'Do you know what doesn't get the publicity they deserve? Plumbobs.'
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plumbob, plumbobs, plumb-bob, plumb-bobs, plumb-line, gravity, plumb, vertical, listing, leaning, bending, bent, surveyor, hanging, suspension, builder, builders, building, buildings, bricklayer, bricklayers, bricklaying, wall, walls, publicity, merit, credit, celebrity, celebrities'I've learnt so many new tricks since I've been in here rubbing shoulders with politicians and policemen!!'
Apple talks to banana, as pear looks on, saying: 'Look, it's hard to explain ??" you're just a funny guy, OK?'
'Fantastic - you've just hit a puff ball about 200 yards!'
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