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'He wouldn't let go of his chair.'
Raking the neighbours leaves.
'We're closed... the Yoga teacher's bent out of shape over the acupuncturist's being stuck on the aroma therapist!'
'Cricked Neck Clinic' sign says 'Out to Lunch' hung sideways for patients to read.
'Can you imagine anything worse...'
"You know who's crooked? The F.B.I."
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'You wouldn't be very good at petting Dachshunds.'
'I used to love this job. You could get away with anything.'
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I was a bent copper...
iPhone 6 - "Ere. . . they aren't bent are they?"
'Stop picking up after your kids.'
A crooked guy looking normal in a fun house mirror.
'Do you know what doesn't get the publicity they deserve? Plumbobs.'
Wordilly Durdillies - Nobody could hold their drink like Eddie could.
Syringe being bent by a tattoo of a knight in armour.
Prison Art - Bent Screw
'I've learnt so many new tricks since I've been in here rubbing shoulders with politicians and policemen!!'
'He's not bent on world domination -- he's just bent.'
Apple talks to banana, as pear looks on, saying: 'Look, it's hard to explain ??" you're just a funny guy, OK?'
A man throwing a bone and retrieving it for 40 years, then retiring.
'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'
'Fantastic - you've just hit a puff ball about 200 yards!'
'God, how I hate bent coppers.'