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'Look at your father. See what happens when lift with your back instead of your legs?'
'You wouldn't be very good at petting Dachshunds.'
"You don't think his stitches are TOO tight,do you?"
'Stop picking up after your kids.'
'Your back is never going to get better until you stop playing the piano with a walking band.'
'Too many years as a knife thrower's assistant.'
"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."