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'Yeacch! Did you check the expiration date on this thing?'
'I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you're not expected to last much longer after your expiration date.'
"I figured since woman are always using me..."
R. Syms - Expiration Date Dec. 20, 2007.
"I thought I'd check out dating sites for seniors. So far I've narrowed it down to either 'Carbon Dating,' or 'Best Before Date'."
"We should throw out this hummus. I think it's become radicalized."
'I don't really take much notice of use-by dates: My family eats pretty much anything...'
"Yesterday my frig stunk real bad! But now it doesn't! I musta eaten whatever it was!"
"I think the milk's off!"