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"The 40-Year-Old Virgin Olive Oil"
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'Ever wonder if the shelf life date stamped on your side is a typo?'
Spam - best before end of world.
'Honey, the 'best before' date on this zebra was over two weeks ago.'
Best before Aug 4 2005.
'From memory, you were best before 1978.'
"It's past its sell-by, best-by and use-by dates, but its kills-by date is still good."
"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"
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Best Before We Added All The Chemicals.
Best if married by 7-19-09,
"A woodworm? Shirley-Sue, you again forgot to check the best-before date!"
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'Everything is spoiled. Don't tell me it's not cyberhacking.'
Cull people who think, because it's organic, they can sell produce that's past its best.
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'When did they start putting expiration dates on these things?'
'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'
Computers - Best Before 31/12/99
'He's a nice guy, but his warranty is limited.'
Vodka: 'Binge Before 31-12-20.'
Dating Agency with Best Before Dates.
Vampire's victim has a best before date.
'It keeps leftover wine fresh? Does that ever happen?'