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'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'
"If there really are 70 million other galaxies I definitely lost the office pool."
"Twenty bucks says you can't cross the road!"
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"If this piece of paper lands in that trash basket, I'll quit teaching, move to the country, write my novel, and never grade another math quiz ever again." "Let's see, six right, four wrong..."
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, teacher life, marking, grading, mark, marks, grade, grades, test, tests, testing, quiz, quizzes, exam, exams, examination, examinations, math, maths, mathematics, arithmetic, bet, bets, betting, gambling, gambler, gamblers, losing, lost, dream, dreams, dreaming, daydream, daydreams, daydreaming, quitting, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school
"If he has a tell, I haven't found it."
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Upon review of the finish photo, race officials discovered cheating on the part of Turf King.
"This quarter we're very bullish on red."
Tags:investing, investor, investors, investment, investments, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers, investment counselor, investment counselors, investment counseling, investment counsellor, investments counsellors, investment counselling, monte carlo, casino, casinos, gambling, gambler, gamblers, betting, bet, bets, bullish, advice, financial advice
"Twenty bucks says he pulls out a Moleskin."
Tags:bar, pub, waiter, waiters, waitstaff, waiting staff, writer, writers, writing, author, authors, novelist, novelists, struggling writer, struggling writers, failed writer, failed writers, hipster, hipsters, pretension, pretentious, pretentiousness, hipster, hipsters, cliche, cliches, stereotype, stereotypes, bet, bets, betting, wager, wagers, notebook, notebooks
"We've already projected a winner."
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The Easter Bunny plays three card monte with Easter egg.
Tags:easter, easter bunny, easter egg, easter eggs, egg, eggs, dye, dyes, dyeing, decorate, decorates, decorating, decoration, decorations, grift, grifts, grifter, grifters, conman, conmen, con artist, con artists, con man, con men, confidence man, confidence men, street performer, street performers, gamble, gambles, gambling, bet, bets, betting
Tags:patch, patches, nicotine, nicotine patches, sweet, sweets, salt, salty, bacon cheeseburger, bacon cheeseburgers, vice, vices, sins, sinning, bet, bets, betting, gamble, gambles, gambling, gambler, gamblers, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, fling, flings, affair, affairs, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, addictive, addicting
Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.
"I'll see your two and raise you three."
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'I suggest a short term cash investment. Lucky Lady 2.30 Newmarket.'
'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'
Final Round of Biggest Snoozer.
'Great poker faces.'
Betting With Cow Chips.
'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'
Piggy bank playing the slots has money coming out of it.
Tags:arrivals, flight, flights, flying, airport, aiports, arrivals board, arrivals boards, air travel, travel, travelling, delay, delays, flight delays, delayed flight, delayed flights, cancellation, cancellations, flight cancellation, flight cancellations, odds, betting, bets, bet, gambling, gamble, gambles
"What do four ones beat?"
Tags:poker, pokers, poker player, poker players, newbie, newbies, beginner, beginners, beginner's luck, luck, lucky, luck out, lucked out, lucking out, four of a kid, poker hand, poker hands, inexperience, inexperienced, bluff, bluffs, bluffing, bet, bets, betting, gamble, gambles, gambling, gambler, gamblers, game of chance, games of chance, faux pas, ace, aces, ace in the hole
The carefully chosen Sorry-I-Can't-Pay-My-Gambling-Debt card helped soften the blow.