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'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you WIN.'
Gambling on suicide
Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.
Gambling Advice - 'Here are some leaflets about the local casino.'
'I think you're in the wrong room...'
'You'll never get a job in a supercasino if you don't pass your maths.'
Gambling Addiction Self-help Group - 'You've got a 7 to 1 chance of getting a place.'
"He wants the money back that he lost on the 2014 Soccer World Cup."
'I like being last in line. That way, I'm the last fool to part with his money.'
'Funny how, before the race, you know exactly who will win, and after the race exactly why they didn't.'
'Are you a turf accountant. . . I want to know how much grass I need for my front garden.'
'I know we lost 5-0. I'm happy because I bet £100 on the other side to win!'
Risk assessment offered to punters.
'You say that one day you win and the next day you lose? Why don't you bet on alternate days?'
'Hurry up, the first race starts in 20 minutes...'
'Did I get this right? You bet 1,000,000,- that the Earth will get destroyed within the next three hours and if you win, I can keep the money to myself?? WOW!! Good luck, man! GOOD LUCK!!'
'Doctor, my eyesight's failing! It's gone completely. This is a betting shop.'
'Doctor my eyesight is failing.' 'This is a betting shop.'
'Look! You can't have a good time losing only 20p!'
'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'
'Excuse me, can I borrow your pin?'