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"Care for something from our beverage cart?"
'Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be pulling up the beverage cart momentarily...please ensure to tuck in your elbows, knees, toes, shoulders, feet, ankles, hips, shins, buttocks, backs, calves, heads, necks, faces, bags, laptops, shoes, loose change, purses...
As a world limbo champion, Dave could make it to an airplane's restroom...
"Rusty old carts, full cans of soda, little packets of nuts...MY GOD! Stanley, this must be the Forgotten Tomb of Inflight Service!"
"Are you sure this is enough?"
"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."