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"I consider myself bipartisan-curious."
Tags:bipartisan, bipartisan agreement, bipartisan agreements, government, the governments, congress, politician, politicians, politics, republican, republicans, democrat, democrats, the democrats, curious, curiosity, loyalty, loyalties, bi, bi curious, united states congress, federal government, senate, the senate, house of representatives, the house of representatives, oppose, opposition, the opposition, cooperate, cooperating, cooperation, sexual orientation
'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'
Tags:sales meetings, quarterly reports, sales, reports, business meetings, jokes, pranks, supply company, supply companies, b2b, business to business, visual aids, visual props, corporate earnings, business presentation, funny business, data, big data, big-data, business intelligence, bi, analytics, profits, quarterly profits, earnings reports
'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.
"You're dating a man now? Who am I going to get to be my lesbian couple?"
"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"
Tags:data, big data, big-data, analytics, data mining, data mine, data mines, data lake, data lakes, data reservoir, data science, data scientists, data modeling, data visualization, business intelligence, bi, b.i., computers, tech, health, healthcare, hospitals, patient, patients, lung infections, respiratory infections, technology careers, fathers, sons, family, career advice, fatherly advice, job hazard, job hazards, miners lung, miner's lung, pneumoconiosis, black lung
"We tried crowdsourcing the data, but the crowd turned into an angry mob and threw bogus data at us."
Tags:data, big data, big-data, data analytics, business data, business intelligence, business meeting, meeting room, war room, conference room, conference table, corporate, customer data, customer analytics, bi, crowdsource, crowdsources, crowd-sourcing, crowd-source, crowd-sources, crowdsourcing, crowds, angry mob, angry mobs, bogus data, bad data, dark data, analytics, team, data science, data scientists
"Our data team is using the cloud to find a solution to our city's smog."
Tags:cloud, data, cloud network, cloud networks, data storage, data cloud, cloud storage, cloud technology, data networks, information technology, big data, big-data, analytics, data analytics, business intelligence, bi, data teams, city, city life, smog, pollution, city pollution, green, green tech, green initiatives, problem solving, problem solver, problem solvers
'This new water cooler streamlines the gossip process - we get all the numbers and none of the fluff. The R.O.I. just sky rocketed!'
'Let me introduce you to James, our data steward, Bill, our data custodian, and 'Moose,' our data bodyguard.'
'I don't know, I just thought my data dashboard could use some fuzzy dice.'
'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'
"No! It's 'Good morning everyone' and certainly not 'Hi there guys and gals!'"
The Bi-Polar Express.
Tags:christmas, xmas, santa, claus, father, train, trains, engine, engines, express, bipolar, bi-polar, bi, polar, list, lists, kid, kids, announcer, announcement, announcing, passenger, passengers, kiddos, happy, happiness, loser, losers, opinions, opinion, future, futures, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"She told me she was bi, but forgot to mention the polar part."
Tags:bi, lgbt, bipolar, bipolar disorder, bipolar disorders, manic depression, manic depressive, manic depressives, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, poor mental health, psychological problem, psychological problems, anxiety, anxious, misunderstandings, misunderstanding, psychiatry, psychology, drowning your sorrows
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