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'So, yeah! Take it home, look it over, and if anybody has any feedback my door is always open.'
"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."
"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."
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"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."
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"Or,if you prefer, I also have lox and bagels."
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"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."
"Just for the record, I knew you were naked before I ate the apple."
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"Jitters on Wall Street today over rumors that Alan Greenspan said, 'A rich man can as soon enter Heaven as a camel fit through the eye of a needle.' "
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"Remember,this is a one-shot, not an entitlement."
Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.
Moses and the Screenwriter: 'Accurate-Shmaccurate...if you want this story to sell, it needs some punching up.'
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"So much for nepotism."
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"What's the takeaway on all this?"
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"And the Lord spoke to the children of Israel and said, 'Thou must forswear these practices which are a blasphemy and an abomination in my sight, you know what I'm saying?'"
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Moses parts the red hair
Cash / EZ-Pass / Wages of Sin.
"We made good time. We're already in the valley of the shadow of death."
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"Maybe he can't swim."
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"This is Mozab. I've known him since the year one."
Tags:old friend, old friends, best friend, best friends, bible, biblical times, introduce, introduces, introducing, introduction, introductions, good friend, good friends, friend from way back, beginning of time, good friend, good friends, friendship, friendships, ancient, ancients, reunion, reunions
"Is the Christian pious?"
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"Are these microphones, O Lord, on?"
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