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The Twelve Speech Writers
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Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.
"It's good news Mr. meek - according to this, you HAVE actually inherited the Earth...!"
"I wish he'd taketh away broccoli!"
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"That 'Love thy neighbor' part, does that include cats?"
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"It's 'Honor thy Father and Mother', not brother!"
"Have you noticed how he quotes the financial pages more and the bible less?"
"Looks like Father's done a bunk."
"Not Begat Begat again...we were still doing that last time!"
"I remember behavior like that being followed by fire and brimstone."
"I don't care what the Sunday School Teacher says, I don't think there is a commandment about extra goldfish crackers."
"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"
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"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."
"I tried the old, if you're without sin throw the first stone. Well, figures Jesus was in the crowd."
"What if the pushy use it all UP first?"
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"No way will 'turn the other cheek' catch on!"
''Twelve Apostles'? - You mean Jesus had a FOCUS GROUP?'
'Catholic families believe in holy acrimony.'
"I'll come out and play in a minute. I'm having a teachable moment."
"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."
"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"
"I'd be happy to recommend a church that's just down the block."
"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"
Friend Thy Neighbor
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"After last week's incident, I'd like to talk about one of the lesser-known Commandments - Thou Shalt Not Heckle."