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The Twelve Speech Writers
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Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.
"It's good news Mr. meek - according to this, you HAVE actually inherited the Earth...!"
"I wish he'd taketh away broccoli!"
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"That 'Love thy neighbor' part, does that include cats?"
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"It's 'Honor thy Father and Mother', not brother!"
"Have you noticed how he quotes the financial pages more and the bible less?"
"Wow! I guess you CAN 'take it with you', after all!"
"Not Begat Begat again...we were still doing that last time!"
"Looks like Father's done a bunk."
"I remember behavior like that being followed by fire and brimstone."
"I don't care what the Sunday School Teacher says, I don't think there is a commandment about extra goldfish crackers."
"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"
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"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."
"I tried the old, if you're without sin throw the first stone. Well, figures Jesus was in the crowd."
"What if the pushy use it all UP first?"
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"No way will 'turn the other cheek' catch on!"
''Twelve Apostles'? - You mean Jesus had a FOCUS GROUP?'
'Catholic families believe in holy acrimony.'
"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."
"I'm not looking up any scriptures. The church doesn't have WiFi and I'm out of data."
"I know the meek shall inherit the earth but have you any idea when?"
"The meek get to inherit the earth and the rich can't get into heaven...what about the middle class?"