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Bible Quotes Cartoons and Comics

Bible Quotes cartoon 1 of 76

bible quotes cartoon

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

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CX303586

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Bible Quotes cartoon 5 of 76

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"God may count the tears of women, but if from that he subtracts the signs of men we're back to ground zero."

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CC44389

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Bible Quotes cartoon 6 of 76

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"When I was a child, I lost childish amounts of money, but when I became a man I put away childish losses and started losing man-sized amounts of money."

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Vey, P. C.

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CC129387

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Bible Quotes cartoon 8 of 76

bible quotes cartoon

She was a left hand that didn't know what her right hand was doing.

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NA200122

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Bible Quotes cartoon 9 of 76

bible quotes cartoon

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

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dren1702

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Bible Quotes cartoon 12 of 76

bible quotes cartoon

"As it says in Matthew 26-40, 'So, you had not the strength to stay awake with me ONE hour?'"

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Bible Quotes cartoon 15 of 76

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'Jesus keeps saying, 'To the Lord, a thousand years is like a day.' Then, when I ask him to clean his room, he tells me he'll get to it 'in a second.' By my calculations, he's not going to do it for 5 days, 9 hours, 19 minutes, and 13 seconds.'

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dren1077

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Bible Quotes cartoon 21 of 76

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"According to scripture, Jesus can see you sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you're bad or good. So be... Oops... Never mind... I was thinking of a different deity."

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pknn1587

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Bible Quotes cartoon 22 of 76

bible quotes cartoon

"Stop saying Christians are gullible because we 'believe donkeys can talk'! There's only one talking donkey in the bible, and it happened a very long time ago."

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pknn1583

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Bible Quotes cartoon 23 of 76

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"Curses! You have thwarted my science-based argument by quoting scripture! I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

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pknn1545

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Bible Quotes cartoon 25 of 76

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And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - Isaiah 34:7

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pknn1521

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