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Bible Quotes Cartoons and Comics

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"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

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"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

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I don't look like much, but I'm going to inherit the earth.

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"When I was a child, I lost childish amounts of money, but when I became a man I put away childish losses and started losing man-sized amounts of money."

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"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

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Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

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If Peter had only interpreted Jesus' words literally...

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"As it says in Matthew 26-40, 'So, you had not the strength to stay awake with me ONE hour?'"

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He must increase; I must decrease - John 3-30

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"The 'F' in 'Bible' stands for facts."

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'Jesus keeps saying, 'To the Lord, a thousand years is like a day.' Then, when I ask him to clean his room, he tells me he'll get to it 'in a second.' By my calculations, he's not going to do it for 5 days, 9 hours, 19 minutes, and 13 seconds.'

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"My religion makes sense if you want it to."

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"Stop using the bible as your excuse to hate gays. Just admit you're a bigot... We'll understand."

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"I imagine the men who wrote the Bible giggled every time they wrote 'I am the lord'."

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And God said 'Let there be a thermonuclear power station' and there was light.

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"Nothing too serious - your rotator cuff runneth over."

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"According to scripture, Jesus can see you sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you're bad or good. So be... Oops... Never mind... I was thinking of a different deity."

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"Stop saying Christians are gullible because we 'believe donkeys can talk'! There's only one talking donkey in the bible, and it happened a very long time ago."

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"Curses! You have thwarted my science-based argument by quoting scripture! I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

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"No name is higher than God's!"

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And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - Isaiah 34:7

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"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

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"Why do you keep quoting bible passages I never hear in church!?!"

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"Have you noticed how he quotes the financial pages more and the bible less?"

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"Follow me and I'll make you 'fishers of men'!"

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