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"O.K., the first rule of Bible Club is: always talk about Bible Club."
"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"
"Well, Rachel... I suppose you could say that Moses downloaded the commandments from the cloud."
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"Our Sunday School teacher came from the children's department."
"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."
'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'
"Not Begat Begat again...we were still doing that last time!"
'You mean like a zombie apolcalypse?'
"Adam and Eve, then Cain and Abel - So far, it's like a soap opera."
'Does he need to do the robot every time he gets a bible study question right?'
'I know you're busy, so how about the God News Headlines?'
Who was the strongest man in history? Jonah, even a whale couldn't keep him down!
"This is the book of the millennium club - Bible study."
"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"
Thomas didn't invite anyone to his Bible study, misunderstanding the definition of a small group.
"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"