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"Johnson, look at the lilies of the field. They neither spin nor toil. Fire them."
"God may count the tears of women, but if from that he subtracts the signs of men we're back to ground zero."
"Honey, could you turn off the nightlight?"
"Sword drills just aren't the same since Bible apps."
'Sure, they beat their swords into plowshares, and spears into pruninghooks, but they keep their axes and their chopping blocks.'
'The Lord helps those who help themselves, so bugger off!'
"Man does not live by bread alone. Man has been eating a great deal of butter."
"I didn't say I was DIVINE. I said, 'I am da vine, and you are da branches.'
"The meek shall inherit the earth and all applicable taxes."