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"God is out to get me."
"This is Joshua. Joshua fit the battle of Jericho."
"Hey, coach. Was it 'keep your head up, feet apart and eyes straight ahead', or 'Feet up, eyes apart and head on straight', or..."
Moses' First and Last Day as a Lifeguard...
If King Midas had been one of the 3 Kings...
"Ha! You missed!"
'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'
'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'
"You talk the talk, but do you walk the walk?"
'I can get you a good deal on sacrificial lambs...'
"Jimmy says he wants to keep his hair long because 'Jesus did it'. So, I made a deal with him."
"I said to order me 300 CONCUBINES!"
Moses creates the Banana Split
'Being a used car salesman, it came natural for Judas to be a 'trader'.'
Moses gives his wife split ends
'Honey, I'm reminded of you daily. Love, Jonah.'
'You're right, doc. Looking back, I've always turned to salt.'
Noah's ark, many lions
'I turned wine into water.'
Church Library - Pop-Up Books
Joshua as a kid
Nightmares that Noah may have had.
Noah as a kid