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'Well, the weather was terrible, but the buffet was AMAZING!! They had EVERYTHING!!'
'That's probably not a good sign.'
"Bad news - the unicorns are gay."
'Ha, water from the sky indeed. What's next, I wonder? Colors in the sky in the shape of an arc? This guy's a real whack job."
'I've got no idea either, but I bet you won't find two of them.'
"How much for a cruise for 40 days and 40 nights?"
"He tells me to build an arch, and so I do, but I just can't see how it's going to help in all this rain."
"I said an ark, Noah - build an ARK in the desert!"
"So we left a little early...who's gonna notice?"
"According to the weather forecaster, this flood is going to be one of biblical proportions."
'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'
Noah's ark is full up.
Noah: 'What about snakes? You know, after all the trouble at the Garden of Eden!'
'Because I don't like unicorns - that's why!'
'We have to build an ark -- We're in for a MAJOR downsizing.'