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"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"
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"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."
Tags:car, car salesman, car salesmen, road trip, road trips, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, holidaying, used car, used cars, argument, arguments, fall out, falling out, dysfunctional family, dysfunctional families, kid, kids, back seat, backseat, row, row, rowing, bicker, bickers, bickering, are we there yet, special features, bonus features, add-on, add-ons, specification, specifications, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles
"The trouble is you make me think too much."
Tags:breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, argue, argues, argument, arguments, bicker, bickers, bickering, fight, fights, fighting, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, think, thinks, thinking, deep thought, deep thoughts, incompatible, incompatibility, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, consider, considerate, inconsiderate, personality type, personality types, personality, personalities
The Little Mermaid, Ten Years Later
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"I'd like to get my hands on the astrologer who told you that!"
Tags:astrologer, astrologers, astrology, prediction, predictions, guess, guesses, guessing, guessing game, guessing games, bad guess, bad guesses, inaccurate, inaccuracy, revenge, vengeance, seek vengeance, seeks vengeance, seeking vengeance, couple, couples, married couple, married couples, bicker, bickers, bickering, row, rows, rowing, fight, fights, fighting
'Joey, what have I told you? If you can't say something nice, post it on a social media platform.'
The Older Testament: An Origin Story
Tags:bible, bible story, prequel, prequels, relationship, relationships, relationship problem, relationship problems, god, almighty, omnipotent, omnipotence, genesis, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, nasty breakup, inspiration, inspirations, inspire, inspires, inspiring, therapy, therapist, therapist, couples therapy, couples therapist, couples therapists, counselling, counseling, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, fight, fights, fighting, argument, arguments, bicker, bickers, bickering, split up, splits up, splitting up, divorce, divorces, divorcing
"Since, as you say, Geoffrey, you're only passing this way once, it seems a shame to be such a pompous ass."
"Just tell us who's winning."
Tags:argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, too much coffee man, win, wins, winner, winners, competition, competitions, compete, competes, competing, married couple, married couples, couples counselor, couples counselors, couples counseling, couples counsellor, couples counsellors, couples counselling, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, fight, fights, fighting, row, rows, rowing, bicker, bickers, bickering, competitive, competitiveness, mediator, mediators, disinterested, disinterested parties, referee, referees, refereeing, discord, marital discord
"I can't understand a word you say when your helmet is shut."
Tags:dive, dives, diving, diving bell, diving bells, diving suit, diving suits, deep sea diving, deep sea diver, deep sea divers, listen, listens, listening skill, listening skills, hobbyist, hobbyists, tinker, tinkers, tinkering, tinkerer, tinkerers, bicker, bickers, bickering, fight, fights, fighting, argument, arguments
"How about resolving that, starting next year, you won't be such a total jerk?"
Tags:new year, new years, new year's, new years eve, new year's eve, new year's day, new years day, resolution, resolutions, resolve, resolves, resolving, next year, jerk, jerks, insult, insults, insulting, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, vow, vows, vowing, bad relationship, bad relationships, fall out, falls out, falling out, argue, argues, arguing, argument, bicker, bickers, bickering, couple, couples, bad match, bad matches, mismatched
Tags:basketball, basketballs, player, players, bad knee, bad knees, injure, injury, injuries, injured, knee, knees, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, dispute, disputes, disputing, nag, nags, nagging, niggle, niggles, niggled, bicker, bickers, bickered, bickering, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Let's get one thing straight. Your commission didn't call my commission here, my commission called your commission here."
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"Pass the cream or I'll cut off your penis."
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"What about me? Am I not a natural disaster?"
Tags:marriage, married, married life, couple, couples, old married couple, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing, bicker, bickers, bickering, problem, problems, late, home late, natural disaster, natural disasters, extreme weather, extreme, weather, home, unreasonable, irony, ironic, ironically, flatter, flattery, flattering, unreasonable expectation, unreasonable expectations, unreasonable request, unreasonable requests
"Agreed. We'll reduce our arsenal of insults, jibes and grievances by one-third but will be permitted to stockpile them for use should the need arise."
Tags:therapist, therapists, therapy, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, insult, insults, insulting, jibe, jibes, grievance, grievances, petty, pettiness, bad relationship, bad relationships, mismatch, mismatches, mismatching, couple, couples, stockpile, stockpiles, stockpiling, save up, saves up, saving up, weapon, weapons, nuclear weapons, nuclear arsenal, nuclear arsenals, disagreement, disagreements, disagreeing, treaty, treaties, accord, accords, peace accord, peace accords, negotiate, negotiates, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, peace, bicker, bickers, bickering, fight, fights, fighting, war, wars, warring, couple, couples
"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."
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Tasty Time: Family-Style Restaurant
"Why am I always the bad guy?"
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"No more 'Hardball' - I'll talk!"
Tags:debate, debates, debate show, debate shows, political debate, political debates, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, talking head, talking heads, tv show, tv shows, news show, news shows, new channel, news channels, torture, tortures, torturing, torturous, enhanced interrogation, interrogate, interrogating, cruel, cruel and unusual, punishment, punishments, punishing, bicker, bickers, bickering, annoyance, annoying, useless, worthless, chatter, chatters, chattering
"You're not going to put that there, are you?"
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"I'm sorry, but refusing to use an Oxford comma isn't really grounds for divorce."
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" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."
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Corvette with Spoiler
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