Bidding Cartoons and Comics

'Smith, when I asked you to 'begin the tender process'...'

"The bidding will start at eleven million dollars."

"Do I hear eighty-five?"

"We met on eBay."

Make an Offer

'I love our nights in together, just you, me and our 756 friends.'

Auction.

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

'Dr.Kittle is now taking bids for his ten o'clock appointment on Tuesday.'

"My bid falls between my two competitors'. By using twigs, my design is more structurally sound than straw, yet more cost-effective than brick."

At home with Harry, the Auctioneer. 'A penny for your thoughts.' 'Who'll give me five - do I hear five?'

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

'Okay, here's an abandoned storage locker with some random data that may or may not be useful. We'll start the bidding at $50...'

"The bidding will begin at twenty million dollars."

"All right, who'll start things off with a bid on this magnificent one-of-a-kind fifty-pound rock?"

Antiques: Out Bidding

"Go. Do my bidding."

Holy Grail chalice on display. Knight says: 'I got it on eBay.'

"Now, what am I bid for this beautiful piece, which comes with the original owner?"

"This is when we will involve Procurement so they can do the boring stuff for us..."

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

'Sold!...to the man at the back...with the twitch.'