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'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'
The NSA organizes its new sprawling data farm based on the different types of web traffic...
Tags:nsa, national security administration, national security agency, surveillance, government agency, government agencies, spying, privacy, data security, internet traffic, data farms, data processing, big data, big-data, information technology, it, web traffic, spam, social media, surveillance state, government intrusion
'My fitness band is telling me I need to be active more than one day a year.'
Tags:santa claus, christmas, christmastime, x-mas, x mas, xmas, holidays, fitness, exercise, physical activity, fitness trackers, fitness band, smart watches, wearables, data tracker, tracking data, data technology, big data, big-data, health data, personal data, information technology, biometrics, biometric data, vitals, health stats, health statistics, computers, mobile devices
"For you new prisoners here, the warden will only let us use bar graphs on all of our prison data projects."
'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'
Tags:data, analytics, data mining, big data, big-data, analytics education, analytics learning, data education, school, students, pupils, education, clustering algorithms, sequential patterns, computers, technology, tech, generational differences, data walls, youth, parents, parenting, k-12 education, generation gap, generation gaps
'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'
Tags:fitness trackers, fitness apps, fitness tracker, wearable technologies, smartwatch, smartwatches, smart watch, smart watches, smart-watch, smart-watches, wearable tech, wearable technology, mobile devices, computers, data, health data, big-data, big data, vitals, vital stats, vital statistics, medical, health and fitness, sleep, sleep deprivation, work, daydreams, day dreaming, daydream, day dreamer, day dreamers, office worker, office workers, worker drones, cubicles
"The numbers look bad this month...like, the-chart-is-continued-downstairs bad."
Tags:business meetings, sales, sales meetings, charts, sales, charts, meeting presentations, chart presentations, sales presentations, sales volume, drop in sales, data, sales data, corporate data, big data, big-data, graph, graphs, data visualization, off the charts, downturn, downturns, profit, profits, loss, losses, accountant, accountants, accountancy
'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'
Tags:sales meetings, quarterly reports, sales, reports, business meetings, jokes, pranks, supply company, supply companies, b2b, business to business, visual aids, visual props, corporate earnings, business presentation, funny business, data, big data, big-data, business intelligence, bi, analytics, profits, quarterly profits, earnings reports
'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'
"As you can see here, there were a few downticks, followed by a few upticks, finishing off with some antics."
Tags:business meetings, chart, graph, sales report, sales reports, charts, graphs, sales, sales presentations, sales data, sales numbers, sales figures, quarterly earnings, earnings reports, business reports, downturns, upturns, business cycles, business data, business intelligence, line graphs, meetings room, war room, corporate earnings, corporations, analytics, big data, big-data, surprises, anomaly, anomalies
'Don't ask how much your hospital bill is because we have no way of knowing.'
Tags:data, analytics, software, healthcare, hospitals, hospitalization, medical bills, predictive, prediction, accuracy, accurate, treatment, diagnosis, diagnostic tool, medical billing, hospital bills, bills, fines, cost transparency, big data, big-data, medical data, patient data, patient care, doctor, doctors, physicians, computers, tech, technology, cloud, cloud data
"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."
Tags:data analytics, big data, big-data, performance analytics, performance data, predictive analytics, predictive data, cloud data, software, algorithms, business intelligence, business decisions, statistics, technology, software as a service, internet of things, island, castaways, stranded, sos, s.o.s.
"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."
Tags:data analytics, big data, big-data, performance analytics, performance data, predictive analytics, predictive data, cloud data, software, algorithms, business intelligence, business decisions, sports data, sports decisions, statistics, technology, computers, sports, athletes, athletics, ai, artificial intelligence, robots, machine learning, tournament brackets, march tournament, college basketball
'Pick up Carlson on the end, he's got proven performance data.'
Tags:data analytics, big data, big-data, performance analytics, performance data, predictive analytics, predictive data, cloud data, software, algorithms, business intelligence, business decisions, sports data, sports decisions, statistics, moneyball, technology, computers, kids, children, sports, playground, athletes, athletics
'...so went to school to become a data scientist and was replaced by an algorithm."
Tags:algorithm, data, big data, big-data, data science, data scientists, data analytics, automation, job loss, deep learning, artificial intelligence, technology, computers, cloud data, beggar, beggars, panhandlers, manufacturing, jobs, jobless, unemployment, employment, downsized, downsizing, job security, workplace, job anxiety
'....My digital assistant reminded me to stock up on beer and nachos.'
Tags:data, digital assistants, artificial intelligence, ai, cloud data, cloud computing, access, online assistant, sas, software as a service, cloud tech, technology, computers, smartphones, secretary, secretaries, big-data, big data, analytics, predictive analytics, prediction software, efficiency, planning, software, game day, big game, remote batteries, sports, basketball, baseball, football, soccer, pastimes, leisure, food, snacks, leisure time, time off, gadget, gadgets
'I went through the data and found an 11.7% increase in the discretionary spending portion of our family budget, so I see no reason not to raise my allowance.'
Tags:discretionary spending, increased spending, disposable income, data, analytics, data analysis, big-data, big data, data science, data scientists, computers, technology, tech, kids, technologically aware, statistical analysis, finances, data source, data sources, undermining, undermine, whizz kid, whizz-kid, genius, parents, family, families, children, allowance, money, cash, work, pocket-money, pocket money
'Our latest business analysis best practices came from the Twitosphere, via the blogoshphere, just south of the webosphere.'
'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.
'My costume is scary data ... get it?'
Tags:data, data privacy, online ads, ad revenue, data analytics, big data, big-data, halloween, holidays, fall, autumn, halloween party, office parties, business intelligence, targeted advertising, advertisements, sales, selling, soft sales, passive sales, internet, browsing habits, browser cookies, costumes
"Apparently our smart house decided it didn't need us anymore."
"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"
Tags:online advertising, online advertisements, online ads, internet ads, data, data collection, data privacy, big data, big-data, business requirements, data requirements, business intelligence, office workers, computers, internet, data analytics, data analysis, data analysts, requirements document, browser data, browser history, browser cache, browser cookies, data cookies, internet cookies
"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."
Tags:data security, information technology, hacker, hacking, data thefts, hackers, data thief, data theft, data thieves, burglars, burglar, burglary, burglaries, identity theft, corporate crime, information theft, big data, big-data, white collar crimes, business intelligence, computers, internet, online, office, data custodians, data professionals
"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"
Tags:data, big data, big-data, analytics, data mining, data mine, data mines, data lake, data lakes, data reservoir, data science, data scientists, data modeling, data visualization, business intelligence, bi, b.i., computers, tech, health, healthcare, hospitals, patient, patients, lung infections, respiratory infections, technology careers, fathers, sons, family, career advice, fatherly advice, job hazard, job hazards, miners lung, miner's lung, pneumoconiosis, black lung
"We tried crowdsourcing the data, but the crowd turned into an angry mob and threw bogus data at us."
Tags:data, big data, big-data, data analytics, business data, business intelligence, business meeting, meeting room, war room, conference room, conference table, corporate, customer data, customer analytics, bi, crowdsource, crowdsources, crowd-sourcing, crowd-source, crowd-sources, crowdsourcing, crowds, angry mob, angry mobs, bogus data, bad data, dark data, analytics, team, data science, data scientists