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"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."
Tags:creditor, creditors, crediting, student, students, debt, debts, student debt, student debts, graduate, graduates, graduating, graduation, student loan, student loans, loan, loans, banking, big bank, big banks, graduation ceremony, graduation ceremonies, valedictorian, valedictorians, rising cost, rising costs, tuition, tuition fee, tuition fees, fee, fees, cost, costs, college, colleges, university, universities, overpriced, degree, degrees
"A group of taxpayers are here to give you your bonus, sir."
"Still, I think we can all take some pride in being one of the signature bankruptcies of our time."
Tags:bankrupt, bankruptcy, bankruptcies, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, go bankrupt, goes bankrupt, going bankrupt, company, companies, corporation, corporations, corporate, corporate control, corporate controller, chief executive, chief executives, incompetent, incompetence, qualification, qualifications, achievement, achievements, achieving, pride, proud, job well done, jobs well done, take pride, takes pride, taking pride, executive, executives, higher up, higher ups, stockholder meeting, stockholder meetings, stockholder, stockholders, too big to fail, bank, banks, banking, banker, bankers, big bank, big banks, corporate hierarchy, corporate ladder
Bank - Going out of business sale!
Tags:business, depression, economy, recession, going out of business, fire sale, fire sales, sale, sales, bank, banks, banking, depressions, recessions, economic downturn, economic downturns, too big to fail, tbtf, lose business, loses business, losing business, big bank, big banks, big banking, mankoff
"Release our vaults from these thy vises, We've done our time in Hell; And lead us out these endless crises Of the troubled S. & L.s."
Tags:savings and loan, savings and loans, savings and loans scandal, savings and loans scandals, savings and loans cris, s&l, s&l scandal, s&l scandals, s & l, banker, bankers, banking, big bank, big banks, slush fund, slush funds, 80s, 90s, nineties, eighties, salesperson, salespeople, salesman, salesmen, poet, poets, poetry, investor, investors, investment bank, investment banks, investment banking, poem, poems, writer, writers, writing, author, authors
"That's a charity that I've never heard of."
Tags:charity, charities, charity drive, charity drives, banker, bankers, banking, big bank, big banks, too big to fail, tbtf, beggar, beggars, begging, panhandle, panhandles, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, street corner, street corners, wealthy elite, wealthy elites, tax break, tax breaks, 1%, one percent, top bracket, top brackets
First Nationalized Bank
"Well, thanks anyway for sharing your financial plight with us."
Tags:banking, loans, money, bank, banks, big bank, big banks, bank loan, bank loans, loan officer, loan officers, indifferent, indifference, financial problem, financial problems, financial trouble, financial troubles, plight, plights, money trouble, money troubles, bad credit, no credit, credit problem, credit problems, low credit, low credit score, low credit scores, credit score, credit scores, mankoff
"You have reached our 800 number. . . . If you are a preferred account, please dial B-I-G-S-H-O-T now. . . . If you are an ordinary account, dial J-O-E-B-L-O-W now. . . . If you have a service complaint, dial G-E-T-L-O-S-T now."
Tags:automation, automated, big shot, big shots, status, statuses, separate status, separate statuses, complaint, complaints, complaints line, complaints lines, ordinary person, ordinary people, hotline, hotlines, helpline, helplines, help line, help lines, preference, preferential treatment, unhelpful, bank, banks, banking, tech support, technical support, big bank, big banking, support line, support liens, customer support, customer support line, customer support lines
"Could you stop referring to the interest rate as 'the vig'?"
Tags:interest rate, interest rates, excessive, high interest rate, high interest rates, extortion, extortionate rate, extortionate rates, vig, vigorish, gambler, gamblers, gambling, loan, loans, bank loan, bank loans, greed, greedy, greediness, take out a loan, taking out a loan, mortgage, mortgages, mortgage lender, mortgage lenders, big bank, big banks, banker, bankers, ripoff, ripoffs, ripping off, tip your hand, tipping you hand, giveaway, giveaways, loan shark, loan sharks
"Maybe I'm too big to fail, but I'm not too big to have my feelings hurt."
Tags:too big to fail, tbtf, bank, banks, banking, banker, bankers, big bank, big banks, multinational, multinationals, corporation, corporations, corporate personhood, executive, executives, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive, chief executives, sensitive, sensitivity, oversensitive, oversensitivity, hurt feelings, feelings, insensitive, hypersensitive, elite, wealthy elite
Bridgeville National Bank - Providing the correct temperature for over twenty years.
Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory
"I'm a little concerned about our bank's solvency...my withdrawal came out as IOUs!"
'Look at all those little people down there Miss Jones. If it wasn't for them I'd have to be reckless with my own money.'
"A percentage of your overdraft fees goes toward feeding the hungry."
Tags:bank, banks, banking, bank fee, bank fees, fee, fees, overdraft, overdraft fee, overdraft fees, fine, fines, charity, corporate charity, corporate charities, donation, donations, bank teller, bank tellers, financial institution, financial institutions, credit union, credit unions, banker, bankers, irony, ironic, corporation, corporations, corporate, big bank, big banks, finance, finances, financial
"Your assessment shows that you're a megalomaniac with psychopathic tendencies, completely bereft of any interest or concern for others. When can you start?"
Zork has one of those unbelievable moments of discovery.
When something is to big to fail the little guy gets eaten alive.
"Yes, we do make car loans, but you can't borrow my car."
Tags:loan, loans, loan officer, loan officers, borrow, borrows, borrowing, bank loan, bank loans, big bank, big banks, car, cars, car loan, car loans, lend, lends, lending officer, lending officers, bank, banks, banking, banker, bankers, unrealistic expectation, unrealistic expectations, expectation, expectations, entitle, entitled, entitlement, entitled attitude, entitled attitudes
A man notices the Chase logo has turned into snakes eating themselves."
"It's bastards like you that give us all a bad name!"
"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."
Tags:world bank, banks, global lending, lending, currency, economy, economics, credit crunch, global economy, recession, recessions, bail out, bail outs, bailout, bailouts, cut costs, cutting costs, budget, budgets, global banking, trader, traders, loan, loans, big bank, big banks, international bank, international banks
'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'
'The answer was money you idiot!'
Tags:wealth distribution, economic inequality, financial inequality, bank, banks, banker, bankers, big bank, bank banks, motivation, motivations, motivational, motivating, motivated, job interview, job interviews, job candidate, job candidates, hr, human resources, personnel, corporate culture, corporate environment