Big Belly Cartoons and Comics

'I can't get this laptop to work.'

Growing up/growing out.

"We need to walk."

"Hold yer horses - that's never your waist!"

"I am sucking it in!"

'Mom! Is uncle Paulie in his second or third trimester?'

'His six-pack abs are now a keg.'

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

'No! No! - it's an ELASTIC band I want!'

'The day I feel perfect abs are important, I'll have perfect abs.'

'You can either lose 100 pounds or rent out your stomach for advertising space'

'You can either lose 100 pounds or rent out your stomach for advertising space'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"I let him think I've washed his slacks and now he claims they've shrunk."