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'C'mon, Johnson. Back him into the low post! Use the body God gave you.'
'These weight loss pills really work! My pot belly is gone!!'
'I figured it out. It's not the jeans that make me look fat...it's you.'
'Do these wings make my bum look big?'
'I think it's time to diet. I'm beginning to see my backside from the front.'
'This is King, the new lead dog on our team.'
Thanksgiving: 'Tell me the truth. Do these jeans make me look delicious?'
'Does the fig leaf make my butt look to big?'
'Be honest, honey. Does this dressing make my butt look big?'
Where Rump Roast Comes From.
'Ya know, Margie, when the stewardess said to use your seat as a floatation device, I thought she was kidding.'
'In my opinion, out of all the dresses you've tried on, the cheapest one is the only one that doesn't make your bum look big.'
'Does my bun look big on this?'
'Does my tail make me look fat?'
Faun Falls In Love.
'Do these pants make my bum look fat?'
'Be honest - does my bumf look big in this?'
"Is the Botox working?" "Why doesn't she just ask me if her butt is too big!"
Down on Bourbon Street...
'Does my bum look big in this?'
'Do you think these jeans make me look fat? Be honest!'